Attn!! If Wound Talk Makes You Feel Ill, DON'T Read!

And here's the rest of the story...

As you may know, about a week ago I was bitten by a "terrible, horrible, no good, very bad" bug on my left ankle. It started out looking no worse than a mosquito bite so I thought nothing of it. Then about two days later it started forming into a good centemeter sized blister. Once the blister opened, as a nurse in a not to distant past life would do, I started keeping it clean, medicated, and covered. This was not enough to fight the filth of Africa, I guess, 'cause a couple days later I woke with a swollen and red ankle (cellulitis).

I was heading north on Monday anyway to enjoy a week of friends, running water, and gardening/food security training so I took a detour to the office to see our Medical Officer. Right away I was put on antibiotics and anti-inflammatory meds, then I was back on my way to training. The following morning my hands started looking spotted like a cheetah. Oh, oh, not good. Come to find out I may be allergic to something after all: Keflex (antibiotic I was on). Needless to say, I was picked up from the training site and brought back into Mbabane to observe my reactions to the meds and to keep an eye on my infection, which was now looking "funky" (my Med Officer's words. haha). Funky meant my skin was purplish in color with a blackening scab tissue over the wound.

Pictures were taken and sent to specialists in Pretoria, SA (regional PC med office) and if the infection would have continued I would have been too. Luckily, the following morning the new antibiotics were doing their job. I went to the Mbabane clinic to have a consultation about the wound now left by the bite blister. The area was shot up with anesthetic (lidocaine) and the dead tissue was scraped away. This revealed that the wound had gone quite deep (probably little less than a centemeter), so it was packed and bandaged.

Now I will be visiting the clinic every other day for sterile wound dressing changes (which they won't let me do myself back at my site even though I am capable), until this has healed. This means I will be away from my site and my hut for potentially up to 3 weeks!!!! :-( I am staying at a bed and breakfast in Mbabane where everyone on medical goes. Although that may sound like a vacation, I'm thinking it will be feeling like a prison stay within a couple days, especially since I don't feel ill or in much pain even. Next week I hope the amazing staff at Baylor Pediatric Clinic (who I did the children's camp with and with whom I have formed wonderful friendships) will allow me to come be an extra volunteer. This will help to keep the cabin fever at bay and maybe even make me useful. :-)

In conclusion, I still don't know how to keep plants alive, bugs are on my black list, I'll be missin' my hut/community/family/etc, but I will make the most of it and even enjoy the private bathroom, tv, and home cooked meals while I can. :-P Can't feel sorry for me now, huh? Ha ha ha.

Because multiple people asked to see pictures... blame them if you're grossed out, not me :-)



Yuck... this was before my visit to the clinic.



Quite swollen!



"Prettier" pictures of the braid removal process. Meredith was also in town so she helped me out.



Darryn with an Afro... nice :-P



Bouquet of used synthetic hair!

Business Woman

Friday 5th March 2010
7:21pm
Today I had the opportunity to give my second educational, community wide, workshop. What were these fabulous workshops on? Nutrition? Transmission of HIV? Health related at all?! Nope. I gave two sessions on how to write a professional Business Plan. You may be asking yourself, “What the heck does Darryn, being a nurse and HIV/AIDS educator, know about business plans?!” All I can say is that I now know more than I ever wanted to. :-P

The government of Swaziland is currently in the process of trying to stimulate their economy by giving out grants to start small businesses, which as I understand it never have to be paid back. The forms that my community members were filling out last week at Umphagatsi (weekly community meeting at chiefdom level) had asked for a business plan. I was continually asked to write these documents for people! Ummm… no thank you. I remembered that my PCV friend, Justine, had been previously working with an NGO called TechnoServe that focused on teaching high school youth the basics of business. I instantly excused myself from the meeting and called her in fit of desperation, and pleaded for her help! She said that she could easily teach me everything I needed to know about writing a business plan for a small Swazi business, so we made a sleepover date for the weekend. The community scheduled a Business Plan Writing Session with Zodwa for Monday morning. Have to admit I was pretty nervous. :-/

The following day a woman in my community asked me to explain how to fill out the three page application form. After describing the difference between a physical address and a postal address, I started to feel a bit more qualified to teach about business. I realized that whatever I taught was going to have to be VERY basic. Justine’s high school curriculum was exactly that! I could easily handle the topics included in a business plan such as, markets and competition, start-up budget tables, product/service description, and business location! As Justine put it, “Yay for our well rounded education”! With my flip chart paper (reminds of a Swazi version of power point –everyone uses it!!) and my high school business manual I walked into my first workshop teaching experience in Swaziland. And no one was there.

As I should have expected people, including my translator, didn’t arrive until about 1/2hour to an hour later than the starting time. A few people were there because they wanted to include a business plan in their application for the government grant and a few others were actually there for a school committee meeting and decided instead to see what crazy Zodwa was going to do. :-P I expected many more people to attend, since there were so many people applying for the grant. Come to find out the deadline for the application forms were the day they decided to have my session, so a large number of the applicants decided to run their papers to the chiefdom in the morning. Oh well.

I am declaring that session a success for two main reasons. Firstly, the people in the lesson really seemed to grasp the concepts we were discussing, especially when using examples like chicken projects, hair salons, and khumbi drivers. Secondly, they were so impressed with the section on writing a budget that they wanted me to give the same presentation today so they could get more community members to come! Yay to a teaching success story! I did give the same discussion today and more people came, even a few men who were at Monday’s lesson.

Looking in the TechnoServe curriculum manual I have decided to suggest and offer to teach about marketing and basic bookkeeping. I think they are going to take me up on it! So, when I return to the States don’t be surprised if I have all the skills to become a Forbes 500 person (is that even right?) in no time! :-P

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of my teachers and the entire education system (although flawed) for giving me well rounded education. Those of you who are teachers or are studying to be teachers thank you. You don’t even know how much you are impacting the future of your students, or when they are going to have to pull out the information that you are bestowing on them. God bless you all!

Kids and Computers

2 March 2010
4:43pm

At this moment I have six adorable kids around me. We are sitting on my grass mat outside my hut. I was working on another blog which was almost finished and one of the kids accidently closed the document and erased my work. Oh well. You will hear about my business expertise another time. :-)
The kids are the proud typers of the following prose. :-) They wanted to write their names. The first boy is named Thobi, so I really don’t know what he was trying to write. A few of the others were too little to know how to write their names so we helped them. Here is their handiwork:

Mjhoblcl

Setsabile

Phelele

Mabuti

Neliswa

Sive

Zodwa – I wrote this with my eyes closed and they were amazed!

Lindokuhle dlamini – My 15 year old bhuti came over and also wanted to be a part of the fun :-)

Neliswa and Lindokuhle are the only two who live on my homestead. The others are neighbor kids that hang out in a pack with Neliswa. They are frequently at the homestead playing all sorts of interesting games. I was even taught two new card games, Crazy 8s and Sisu (“Stomach”), by them. When I first arrived in the community most of the younger kids were much more timid around me. Now my presence seems to be their best form of entertainment. I often hear little voiced “Sawubona”s or “Hello”s from homesteads as I walk by. I have a clan of uniformed school children accompanying me home if I walk past the primary school after they are let out for the day.

Just this morning I had about 5 little grade 1 or 2 boys running with me. They burst into laughter as I changed things up and had us doing high knee runs, penguin walks, and butt kicks. They made for a very enjoyable morning jog. I still occasionally get the really small child crying at the site of the crazy white monster, or skittish peeks from around their mothers’ skirts, but I’m building a good report with the youth.

This Friday is the second meeting of Zamokuhle Primary School’s brand new health club! 79 kids have signed up to be a part of my fun/educational group!!! I’m thinking for my sanity, I will need to split them into two groups and have the groups meet on alternating weeks. :-P I’m loving the kids, though!





These are a few of the Neighborhood "Clan". They were playing with bubbles and having a blast! Laughter brought me out of my hut and the scene was so darn cute I had to take a picture... then I joined in on the bubble swatting fun, of course! :-P

Making Mud Pies/Walls

February 25th, 2010
Making Mud Pies/Walls
I don’t believe I have written before about my work with the community support group. I have become a member of a HIV +/- support group started by World Vision. Using my American perceptions, I pictured the support group to be a great psychosocially healthy experience where individuals sat in a circle and shared their experiences, challenges, knowledge, and resources (and if your mind also went to the musical RENT – singing about it :-P). My group has a different definition of support: financial. I have been told by other volunteers that this is a common focus of almost all such groups. People don’t wish to join a group that won’t provide them with some type of food or income generation. Not to fear though, I am also told that once the business aspects of the group are solidified, people have been more receptive to psychosocial discussions and education led by the volunteer! So, short of getting them singing, I hope in time I can assist the group in more than physical labor. Although, this is what I was doing when creating the story worthy moment (and pictures) I want to share in this entry. :-)
Every Saturday morning a group of about 6-12 women and 1 man (1 of only 2 males in the group) gather to continue to construct the chicken coop that the group has decided will be its income generation project. Previous Saturdays I have joined the women on their 20min track out to the woods to hack down some small trees as poles. I have to admit I was not naturally talented at this task, especially when they insisted I close my eyes because the sap is thought to cause blindness. Carrying the trees/poles on my head or shoulders was also a bit tricky to master, but after finding the balancing point it is not too difficult. A moment I wish I had had a camera for, though, was when I produced my membership contribution to the project: a live chicken. My Make (also a member) and I walked to the meeting together that day. I had on a baby blue baseball cap, salmon colored long sleeve sun shirt, and brown capris with a lihiya (long colorful fabric) wrapped around my taboo pants. I was a funny site to begin with. Now add to this comic picture a black live chicken under one arm and a 2 meter stick in the other! :-) We were quite the pair walking down the dirt road that day.
Somehow I have digressed from the story at hand! My most recent visit to the project, 2/13/10, started as they usually do… me completely clueless of what is happening and how I can possibly help. Behind the stick structure with a tin roof that has been constructed from our previous trips to the woods, a few women start digging up the earth and putting soil into a wheelbarrow. I think, “I can do that!” and grab myself a tool. This, as does everything else that involves me working, shocks all of the Swazis I in my presence. Many say, “Uyakwati!” which means “You know how!” Anyway, after a quite the pile of soil as been moved from its home behind the coop to the front, a bucket of water is poured on it and a few women take their shoes off and start mixing it with their feet!! Heck yeah! I was all about the mud stomping! My shoes quickly came off and I dug my toes into the gushy, mucky, probably bug infested natural goo. Laughter immediately ensued from the women and myself! A scene from “A Walk in the Clouds” came to mind and “Crush the grapes! Crush the grapes! Crush the grapes!” musically repeated itself over and over again. :-P
The mud that we were so gracefully creating (sarcasm alert – I almost slipped multiple times!), was slapped up against the stick walls as a plaster. I now know how to make the stick and mud structures that a large percentage of my community lives in. It was an interesting experience, and luckily I had my camera on me for it! Hopefully the project will be completed in a month… maybe two… and then I will try to get everyone to set a bit of time aside at the monthly meetings to discuss health related topics of their choosing. Right now I am enjoying the physical activity, the bonding opportunities with my neighbors, and an experience that allows me to finally put my childhood mud pie making skills to good use!

Groundhog's Day!

So, you know I wouldn't be me if I didn't celebrate Groundhog's Day no matter where I was in the world. This Swaziland adventure is no exception! I was able to have a friend over, make tacos (big accomplishment in Swaziland), and talk to some amazing friends and family from the States! To start what I know will become yearly festivities amongst my volunteer friends I wrote an article for our post's monthly journal called the "SoJo". With my Mother's help on historical research, and a few international telephone interviews with Phil, I wrote the following. Enjoy and again, a VERY HAPPY GROUNDHOGS DAY from Swaziland!


SoJo's Official Weather Report
My morning ritual of sweeping the hut, a “refreshing” bucket bath, followed by breakfast has many times been accompanied by 93.9FM English Channel out of Mbabane. I was first introduced to this station by a community member who informed me that just after 6am and then again at 7am I could be informed about the day’s weather. This discovery made me very excited because, until then, my sisi was the closest I had to a weather girl, and her “glance to the sky” predictions were not always the most accurate. After only a few days of listening to the radio, though, I began to distrust the validity of the forecast. When there was a “very good chance of showers in the afternoon”, my 3pm sky would be cloudless. Their high temperature readings for Big Bend would be estimated at around 30-32 degrees Celsius, when my little thermometer was getting a reading of 40.6 degrees Celsius in the morning shade. My favorite was when they talked about cool and rainy conditions throughout the course of the day and then as an afterthought tagged on the line “…for the Western part of the country”. I guess I shouldn’t complain about the English channel forgetting to report about the weather at my site. For the past few months the lowveld has experienced HOT and DRY conditions pretty much day in and day out, but I believe there has to be a more reliable weather source out there…

Oh boy there is! In Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania there is the world’s smallest and furriest weather forecaster known to all as Phil. I have been informed by highly reputable and reliable sources (my Mother & friends) that on February 2nd, 2010, Groundhog’s Day, he made the prognostication that the northern hemisphere will experience six more weeks of winter. I have taken his amazing wisdom and scientific expertise and translated it to our very own Swaziland. Thus, due to him seeing his shadow and relaying this to the Inner Council on Gobbler’s Knob in “Groundhogese”, we will have six more weeks of summer. Lowveld will continue to be hot and dry, Highveld will continue to be rainy, and Midveld will continue to be juuuuuust right. The Groundhog decrees, thus it shall be.

For the skeptics and/or genus discriminating few who believe that the Groundhog should not be allowed in the field of weather prediction, I would like to inform you that Phil has had a 100% accuracy rate since his first public prediction in 1887! In the 1700s his unique skill was recognized in his American ancestors by the German settlers who believed, as many Europeans did, that the immerging of hibernating animals was an omen that spring was soon to arrive. In that time and for centuries before, February 2nd was not dedicated to the amazingness of the groundhog, but was instead celebrated as Candlemas Day. On this religious holiday the custom was for clergy to bless candles and distribute them amongst the people. Being the halfway mark between winter and spring, the weather on that day was also observed and a prediction was made. According to an old Scotch couplet, “If Candlemas Day is bright and clear, There’ll be two winters in the year”, and an old English song states, “If Candlemas be fair and bright, Winter has another flight. If Candlemas brings clouds and rain, Winter will not come again”.

In summary, if the weather is cloudy on this auspicious day, Phil will know that spring is around the corner and stay awake. If the weather is sunny, as it was this year, Phil will see his shadow and decide to hit the snooze button for another 6 week nap to avoid the wintery weather that will surely come. You really can’t get a more experienced, knowledgeable weather forecaster than Phil. If you still don’t believe me, listen to 93.9FM at 6am or 7am and your faith in the groundhog will grow as you realize the humans have no clue.

Their “American Swazi”

About two weeks ago I got the hair portion of a complete Swazi makeover. I decided it would be fun to have some friends in the community braid extensions into my hair. They informed me that I should buy 3 packets of the “gold” color and that it would only take 2 hours, at the most. They worked from 3pm and were not finished until around 8:30pm! My head was extremely sore that night, but by the next day my scalp had resigned to the fact that it was now constantly under pressure and became blissfully numb. The style they said I was getting is called, “Fish Tails”. I will let my pictures tell the rest of the story.





Getting started. Ouch ouch ouch!

Throughout the process, which was taking place behind my friend's house, many people came to join the Zodwa Hair Braiding Party! As you can see the synthetic hair on my lap looked VERY different before it was put into my hair, which made me a bit nervous about the outcome. I was fully prepared to look ridiculous! Ha!
My friend Khuli (on left) set up my "appointment" with Swazi (on right), and was trying to explain that I would be able to style my extensions many different ways. Later on she ended up helping braid my hair because it was taking so long!
Finished! This is one of the styles. I actually think it looks kind of cool! Awesome. :-P
This is how I wear it most often. Many people ask if it is hotter now with all of that extra weight. Truly, it is actually a bit cooler when I have it up like this. It has pulled all of the hair away from my scalp (and some OUT of my scalp :-/).

My friends now tell me that I have become their “American Swazi”. I am told the braids can last up to 2 months in Swazi hair, but I will probably need to take it out sooner. :-P

Boys Will Be Boys, Girls Will Be Girls, Zodwa Will Be Both!

Monday, February 8th 2010
6:44 pm

A week or two ago I accompanied Make to assist in the building of the new secondary school about an hour walk from my homestead. She informed me that we were putting up the roof portion of the structure. I was clad in my “working skirt” ready to jump into some good physical labor. When we arrived on the scene there was one man pecking at the work of a cross beam with about four teenage boys watching him. The construction site consisted of a little 3x3m tin storage room, a JoJo tank (large water storage unit with a tap), and a the shell of a 3 room cement block building with some wood crossbeams in place.
When I asked how I could help, a small bucket of dishes were produced from the storage room and I was told I could wash them. Hmmmm… not quite what I was thinking, but if it helps, why not? A bit later my Make and a few other women who showed up left to buy some more maize meal for a lunch I was just realizing was going to be made at the site. I sat and talked while I waited for what I thought was going to be the start of the construction. Except for the one man, that’s what everyone else was doing… waiting.
About an hour later things really got hoppin’… sort of. A goat was produced and every man and boy was busy butchering it, even the one man who was somewhat working earlier. I was in charge of cutting vegetables for the soup/sauce that would be put over the liphalishi (cooked maize meal in the consistency of really thick, dry mashed potatoes). When the men were finished with the goat it was brought back to the three legged pots placed over the fires and they started back on the building at just about the same pace. I was then told I was to boil the meat (pretty much the only way meat is prepared here). At this point it finally hit me. I was not there to help build but to cook!! They couldn’t grasp that I was definitely more skilled and experienced with construction than with cooking, and any mention of me helping the men brought laughter to all. All but me… I wanted to see some progress made on that building, which was not really happening!
Once the food was finished, around 1pm, it was also declared the end of the work day! I helped dish up the food onto plates while the men went into a meeting about the finishing of the school. A Make handed me two plates to take into the room for the men. I would be lying if this didn’t irk me a little… ok, it irked me a lot! I was not allowed to help the men build (many of whom didn’t really do anything) and then I had to serve them with a culturally appropriate, respectful, slight bow!
This situation is a great example of how difficult it is to balance the need and want of a volunteer to be culturally integrated into their community, while at the same time really wanting to show cultural diversity and equality amongst the genders. In hindsight, I may have handled things a bit differently, but I don’t really know how. Without understanding a lot of what is being discussed in siSwati, I have usually followed the lead of others during community events like this. This day it so happened to be my Make. All other things aside, it was a really great time for me to bond with my host Mother over boiled meat and intestines. :-P If that building is left up to those men, though, it won’t be done for years!
Another, semi-related event occurred the last time I biked to Brandon and Laura’s to join them for a World Vision meeting. When I greeted a boy who was walking on the street he responded with “Yebo, Bhuti”. “Yebo” means “yes” and is the proper response, but “bhuti” means “brother” and should have been “sisi” or “sister”!! The song from West Side Story immediately jumped into my head, “I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty, and witty, and gay”! Of course I was a sweaty mess, with shorts, shades, and helmet on, but a boy, geeze!! :-P I then got to thinking about how many girls I have seen riding bikes in my community… zero. The few times I see bikes in my community they are being ridden by men our older boys. When I asked my sisi if girls are allowed to ride bikes, she said that they know how they just don’t do it. Again, Zodwa is breaking the common gender roles!
Now that I am pretty firmly accepted into the community, I may even start wearing pants ever so often! Gasp! Actually, as far as traditional gender attire goes, my community is a bit more modern then other rural areas I have heard of. Maybe 5-10% of younger women wear pants on occasion. So, it’s not a completely unacceptable practice. When it gets cooler, then maybe my couple pairs of neglected pants will be pulled out from storage (under my bed) and make a fashion statement in the community. :-)